sounds about right
being the ugly friend is hard
real women have curve
just one curve
real women are circle
do u hear that? that whisper in the wind?? that my friend is the faint sound of me not doing my homework
i was biking for a long time yesterday so i went into a smoke shop to buy some water and when i was walking out this white girl in shorts and uggs was like “SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU” and instead of telling her i went in for water i was like “it’s like 70 fucking degrees out and you’re wearing uggs. i don’t trust your judgement” and i rode away on my bike
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
I hope you got married, just saying
Now that’s a man
That’s pretty fucking weird.