stropping:

being the ugly friend is hard

(via bleeding-wrists-and-fake-smiles)

nautilid:

sarapunzel:

real women have curve

just one curve

real women are circle

(Source: charlieplaidbury, via hayleylaureen)

katherlne:

do u hear that? that whisper in the wind?? that my friend is the faint sound of me not doing my homework

(via slacked)

the-vashta-nerada:

i was biking for a long time yesterday so i went into a smoke shop to buy some water and when i was walking out this white girl in shorts and uggs was like “SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU” and instead of telling her i went in for water i was like “it’s like 70 fucking degrees out and you’re wearing uggs. i don’t trust your judgement” and i rode away on my bike

(via my-wish-to-be-thin)

timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays

(via tossingcoins-down)

(Source: l4dyboner, via behappyandkeeponbelieving)

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

(via behappyandkeeponbelieving)

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

(via theres-no-rewind)

turtulesimagines:

10one-direction:

heavyheartthinking:

wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:

omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!

I hope you got married, just saying

Now that’s a man

That’s pretty fucking weird.

(Source: periodandbonerstories, via eat-sleep-dance--repeat)

(via your-fresh-start)

mememaster:

its called fashion look it up

(via my-wish-to-be-thin)